How do I start on this patch? First, there is no such thing as the 369th Air Expeditionary Wing -- it's a joke. However, there is currently a AEW that has made SO MANY rules and requirements for the folks deployed there that they have effectively SUCKED the morale from everyone. The top left picture shows having to wear a reflective belt EVERYWHERE you go -- I'm sure they'll require folks to start wearing them while sleeping soon. The top right picture shows the wonderful PT gear all USAF members are required to wear on their off time (yep, either PT gear or uniform at ALL times) and the fact that (even when exercising) your shirt must be tucked in. By the way, the newest "queep" is that if you are in PT gear and recognize a senior officer in PT gear you must salute -- it just keeps getting better. Bottom left shows a gas mask, because now the deployed folks are donning chemical gear during exercises (that's right, exercises) while deployed -- all the training you get BEFORE you deploy is obviously not enough. The bottom right picture . . . well, let's just say that the hosts of where this particular AEW is are making it extremely fun after all "combat" sorties - no kidding - a person must go through customs EVERY time they land from a flight (keep in mind they just took off a few hours earlier from the same place). Finally, the bottom says, "Victory through queep" -- there couldn't be a TRUER statement. This patch was a custom order and comes with velcro (of course you're not allowed to wear it in the FOL).

This is a custom patch for the 34th BW. It says "We Piss Excellence" across the bottom. I'm not sure the significance of the patch as it was a custom job that the customer changed his mind on. This patch does not come with velcro attached.

This is the Raytheon Missile Systems patch for the AIM-9 Sidewinder Missles. Cool Patch. This patch does not come with velcro attached.

This is the NASA logo patch. This patch does not come with velcro attached.

This pencil pocket patch depicts the famous silver lady as seen many a semi-trucks back mudflaps. This is a special order that I have extras of. This patch comes with velcro attached.

This is a special order that I have extras of. The patch shows a mug of beer + 30 meaning anytime is a good time. This patch comes with velcro attached.

This is a special order that I have extras of. The patch shows a B-52 flying away from a nuclear mushroom cloud -- one of it's many missions. This patch comes with velcro attached.

This is the tab for Colorado State. This was a custom order. This patch comes with velcro attached.

This is the tab for Valdosta State (I THINK). This was a custom order. This patch comes with velcro attached.